Festering Jelly Palace

It's a depressing sight when you see a man scrape his own melted flesh off the pot-holed road and move on after his 'Burning Man' exhibition is a failure. It's a depressing thought of having no swine for the festive dinner this annum. It's incredibly depressing that it's Christmas...again, I can swear the last one was only a couple of days ago. It's depressing that there's Swedish pornstars fornicating in my garden but they're men, and their sex is on fire. It's incredibly depressing that I can't feel my feet because of the anit-heat which has taken over the country. It's similarily depressing when you realise that the woman isn't as attractive as she appeared in the thumbnail but you save it anyway. It's depressing when all you're family are murdered and haunt your for years after, claiming that it's your fault that they're dead, even though they murdered themselves....